UO Second Age

Goodbye!

Time too make words on internut sell stuff that I have that if you buy you will have done did that what it is you have done

Vendor move. Old vendor no not sell nothing, must to new vendor go. It near Moonglow Teleskope. Here is map you can use your eyes to look at to find what it is I was just saying about.

I have two socks on, I do myself. One blue, other is red. Looks very 'tard!

Only problem is I put on my hands, so now is hard to make the internet words.

Hello!

What???? Were I am was talking about?

Oh yeah, big mentally challenged sale. I sell this things so cheap am dumb as rock because of bramage to my dain. Lucky you!

Take a looking... You save big cuz my I.Q. is on par with houseplants:

86 LVL 1 TMAPS @250 per: 21500
74 MIBs @2500 per: 185000

Mama says life is like a box of stupid. Which does as is stupid. And that box is my brain.

Good price!
Wish that I could get on for this one.
Q

Damascus wrote:Good price!
Wish that I could get on for this one.
Q

Q!

Duhhr.

Get it on.

Yes.

I may be dumb but...

I sure am STUPID!

Nice shop

LOL!

You're right, it's going too far.

The only way to one-up full-retard would be to go clinically brain dead, do we pull the plug-or-not (?), vegetative fleshsack.

*Li Meiyang stares blankly at an invisible spot in the air and drools*

70 LVL 1 TMAPS @ 250 per: 17500
50 MIBS @ 2500 per: 125000

Hey to Ageless One:

I was just looking at my pic, it sold 75 MIBs at the price of 185k. But I messed up (unknowningly) cuz I took some MIBS out to give to you to try cuz you said you have never done before.

I thought you needed GM fishing to fish up MIBs, but apparently not. My vendor sold 74 MIBs for the price of 75. Not sure who bought them, cuz I know u just bought t-maps. Anyway, if I owe you, or another guy an MIB I will pay it back, even 3-fold, np. Really, sorry for the error. I owe someone 2.5k. I will pay back three MIBs to correct it though, valued 7.5k.

The reason I can't do math by the way, is because I am FUCKING RETARDED!

Oh just one more thing.

Li Meiyang is a descendant of Empororer Wu.

I am your bloody queen, and longer you take to regonzie that, the more you suffer.

Cuz I am not a kindly Queen.

Boondock_Saint wrote:

LOLOLOLOLOL!

I'm the one that bought those mibs in the pic, I didn't notice either!

Rik Smits wrote:I'm the one that bought those mibs in the pic, I didn't notice either!

Oh ok. But you know, I settled up over PM with another player who said he bought them.

Well actually I'd given him some free MIBs the other day when he bought my Tmaps, and he said he later came back and bought the MIBs. So we were pre-settled on the matter.

But over PM his username was different than yours. Maybe you are he? Anyway, whatever the confusion, if you are in game I'd be happy to meet up and give you a few MIBs.

Not a huge deal, I still have the chest in my bank untouched if ya wanna see. If I get on I'll try to see if I can find you later. If not, no biggie