UO Second Age

I, chumbucket, guildmaster of cA hereby announce that Calista of B_D and I have decided to marry. She has already, on two occasions, provided me with a dowry chosen from the floor of her house (whilst she was out shopping or some such). Her guildmates at B_D have also been most generous with their possessions and kind words. Naturally, this means that B_D will be merged into cA, with me remaining as guildmaster, Calista taking on the title "chum's Lady," Bregan Daerthe, current guildmaster of B_D, taking the title "chum's Fellar" and Kyfus, currently of B_D, taking on the title "Chum's Other Fellar." Everyone is invited. The date is TBA! I hope to see you there!

PS: Hemperor has agreed to be my best man.

First, a photo of me and the soon-to-be missus!




Here are the most recent photos of my time with B_D.






















Here are some classic pictures of me and my pals in B_D!

ADDENDUM!

Calista of B_D

a haiku by chumbucket

for you Calista
i now wake at night shouting
I R NEW GLD PLS

SECOND ADDENDUM!

I, chumbucket, hereby announce a very special contest. Leave an original haiku here on the theme of Calista, me and B_D. In three days time, I will select a winner who will receive 50, 000 gold. A runner up will receive 10,000 gold.

GET TO WRITING!

chumbucket wrote:SECOND ADDENDUM!

I, chumbucket, hereby announce a very special contest. Leave an original haiku here on the theme of Calista, me and B_D. In three days time, I will select a winner who will receive 50, 000 gold. A runner up will receive 10,000 gold.

GET TO WRITING!

for you Calista
i now wake at night shouting
I R NEW GLD PLS

I wear condoms made out of solid gold.

Nuff said.

Chum u r a bum
Calista u take stuff from
B-D is not dumb

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Calista the Fair
Shining star of B-D guild
Chum do you take her

this is hilarious. that haiku had me laughing. i dont think anyone can top that

my heart, a box, trap't...
your love a newb, click, KABOOM
I R NEW GLD PLS

edit:

One ingot, one box
One potion, purple in hue
Oops! Sorry, my love.

Well this certainly is animal husbandry if ever there was any.

Wow, I'm poor.

#2
calista the coy
with chum's frail heart she doth toy
too much for the boy

#2
That boom-crate's like love,
Her open heart, tender, ready to burst
Better Ort Por Ylem

#3
My muse Calista, sing
Godess of loot, love, and light
Wed this fair bard, now

#4
Glorious Maiden,
Chum's treasure trove incarnate,
Dare he open the box?

#5
Her guild's not sold yet,
but her heart is sure all his,
from her corpse that is

#1:
Calista loves chum
She wants him to give her some
Chumbabies will come

#2:
Calista loves chum
She'll play with his little chum
Chumbabies will come



Edit: couldn't decide which one to use

Chum, like a genie
While rubbing his bottle
He grants you your wish

B_D death by box
Calista possesses a box
Chum loves both

*Boom* goes the chumbox
Chum follows your ghost and says
U need better loots

or

B_D cannot stop
This true love from happening
Calista and Chum

or

Chum loves Calista
Is it for her pretty face?
No, it's for her loots