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*UBEREST/SECLUDED TOWER IN GAME*

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 3:56 am
by Amschel Rothschild
Wrong Tower

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FUN FACTS:

Northern most tower in the game.

Completely tucked away from everything and everyone.

This was the most coveted tower of the guild WL according to my research.

Only one other tower in the game is secluded/protected completely by a castle.

There's a single pine tree behind the tower for your christmas decorating pleasure.

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It is said that this home once belonged to Peter North due to his name, the proximity of the tower and how large his penis is.

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Your probably thinking this tower is priceless right?

Be it as it may I am willing to part with this incredibly magnificent structure for only a single castle deed.

That's right, this tower of unspeakable value can be yours right now for a measly million gold pieces give or take a few.

Although it is true this tower is the "Wrong Tower" it is in fact just the "Right Tower" for you so do not delay!

S/B 2x Tower Deed

B/O 1x Castle Deed

Will end 24 hours after the last bid. Min bid increments of 10K please. Good luck!

Re: *UBEREST/SECLUDED TOWER IN GAME*

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 3:59 am
by Capitalist
The problem is that you would be the neighbor of my guild. We're not friendly.

Re: *UBEREST/SECLUDED TOWER IN GAME*

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 4:03 am
by Amschel Rothschild
Au contraire, mon frère.

You are quite the nice person and have been fair in all our dealings together.

Surely the future master of this fine structure will fend off any threat with ease.

This tower will put you above all the rest, literally.

Re: *UBEREST/SECLUDED TOWER IN GAME*

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 4:25 am
by Treysta
Worth like deed + 5k.

Re: *UBEREST/SECLUDED TOWER IN GAME*

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 4:39 am
by Amschel Rothschild
Trey this isn't a price check request, please refrain from your personal valuations.

Re: *UBEREST/SECLUDED TOWER IN GAME*

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 4:58 am
by Narcissic
Treysta wrote:Worth like deed + 5k.
He could probably get a deed+small if he tried hard enough.

Re: *UBEREST/SECLUDED TOWER IN GAME*

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 5:15 am
by Capitalist
This house represents one less player to the shard. If the player who purchases this also plays with friends, multiple players. There is no coincidence that this was open.

Re: *UBEREST/SECLUDED TOWER IN GAME*

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 5:46 am
by Mens Rea
Capitalist exploits the LOS bug. He would be banned on OSI.

Re: *UBEREST/SECLUDED TOWER IN GAME*

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 8:51 am
by WarmApplepie
LoS bug was my favorite part of uo. (Gay voice) LOVE ITTTT

Re: *UBEREST/SECLUDED TOWER IN GAME*

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 9:13 am
by Treysta
Most secluded tower ever. Just don't mind the structure a few tiles away from it. Or the fact that Vega owns a lot of property in the vicinity.

secluded. as. fuck.

Re: *UBEREST/SECLUDED TOWER IN GAME*

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 10:26 am
by Drunk'n Disorder
Isn't this budner's old spot? I'm pretty sure I placed a patio here once and traded it to some other guy. Not really adding anything to the sale thread, just curious.

Re: *UBEREST/SECLUDED TOWER IN GAME*

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 12:45 pm
by Amschel Rothschild
Willing to work out a payment plan.

Re: *UBEREST/SECLUDED TOWER IN GAME*

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 4:53 pm
by Mens Rea
It's a nice tower, anyway. Move it forward some, and put a small house directly behind it and you might be able to avert the LOS bug and have some safe squares in the middle. That'd annoy Vega.

Re: *UBEREST/SECLUDED TOWER IN GAME*

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 5:21 pm
by Sultan of Swing
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Re: *UBEREST/SECLUDED TOWER IN GAME*

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 5:34 pm
by Capitalist
Give me a hug you skirt wearing trammy.