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Witness Relocation Kit
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 1:25 am
by PorkTornado
Have you recently snitched on someone?
Are you planning an epic escape?
Either way you're gonna need a new identity!
Let me help facilitate your new adventure with a witness relocation kit!
Included in the kit are:
1x Hair Restyle Coupon
1x Facial Beard Cream
1x Name Change Deed
1x Small House Deed (safe house)
I have 3 kits for sale at an L-shape per, or for a Patio per if you dont require a safe house
Re: Witness Relocation Kit
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 10:40 am
by Rockle
That is awesome
Re: Witness Relocation Kit
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:26 am
by PorkTornado
Also want to mention due to some people's concerns for anonymity offers will be accepted via PM
Re: Witness Relocation Kit
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 11:19 am
by PorkTornado
Still a couple kits left.
Willing to accept silver.
Re: Witness Relocation Kit
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2016 8:37 am
by PorkTornado
^
Re: Witness Relocation Kit
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 12:52 pm
by PorkTornado
^
Re: Witness Relocation Kit
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 1:07 pm
by Walsh
yeah, cool marketing
let me ask what does "safe house"
Re: Witness Relocation Kit
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 1:58 pm
by G.I Joe
I WILL FIND YOU
Re: Witness Relocation Kit
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 12:11 am
by PorkTornado
Walsh wrote:yeah, cool marketing
let me ask what does "safe house"
Sometimes the heat can be too much and you need a place unknown to others.
Re: Witness Relocation Kit
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 11:04 pm
by SighelmofWyrmgard
G.I Joe wrote:I WILL FIND YOU
No you won't: Pork Tornado isn't including the customary "WRP Proud Member" cap, t-shirt, and banner!
Say, when did U
oSA's Greatest Hero start working for The Mob, anyway?
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