Get your own copy at WBB! It's a great read. They also sell well at scribe shops, so apparently they're a hit!The Real Hemperor wrote:The Book of Prophecy
by Hemperor,
aka the Emperor of Hemp
Thanks for making me 100 gold richer.
Get your own copy at WBB! It's a great read. They also sell well at scribe shops, so apparently they're a hit!The Real Hemperor wrote:The Book of Prophecy
by Hemperor,
aka the Emperor of Hemp
Derrick wrote:I wish it were possible that a mount could be whacked while you are riding it, but to the best of my knowedge it is not.
The Real Hemperor wrote:I am Hemperor. This is my brave story.
Two months ago I went to jail for hitting a cop. He saw me sitting in a park, minding my own business while drinking half a can of fortified wine. He attempted to arrest me. Anyone who knows me knows that that isn't how we roll in Canada. I wasn't about to let him take my half a can of fortified wine. So I took a swing at him.
Long story short, I went to juvey for two months. While there I may have contracted a venereal disease, but I see that as a good thing. Now I poison with every hit. But I digress.
I returned from jail only to find than an impostor---a fake Hemperor---had taken over my role here at UOSA. What's worse, he has taken my collection of red surcoats (the world's largest). I now only live to have my revenge and to reclaim my vast hoard of surcoats.
Sincerely,
Hemperor,
aka The Emperor of Hemp