chumbucket and Associates, Department of Sheep Husbandry
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chumbucket and Associates, Department of Sheep Husbandry
Here you will find information and screenshots related to the Department of Sheep Husbandry. Associates are encouraged to post any screenshots of departmental activity.
Objectives: The Department of Sheep Husbandry ensures that all player ran sheep farms do not pose a health risk to the public. Players who wish to run a sheep farm must purchase a permit from [cA]. Permits cover one building for the life of that building.
Permit Cost: 10,000 gold
If you wish to buy a sheep husbandry permit, please contact an Associate.
Objectives: The Department of Sheep Husbandry ensures that all player ran sheep farms do not pose a health risk to the public. Players who wish to run a sheep farm must purchase a permit from [cA]. Permits cover one building for the life of that building.
Permit Cost: 10,000 gold
If you wish to buy a sheep husbandry permit, please contact an Associate.
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Please note that any notifications of illegal farming operations MUST be sent through a PM or no reward will be offered.
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hahaha, well.. heres the new deal, if you want any of your things off your corpse chumbucket, 150 gold per rune ... 9 gold per reagent 500 gold for that terribad weapon you were carrying... and for every minute we have to chase you down and teach you how to pvp..... we charge a flat out 5k, so... your already up 35k for the time it took to gun you down... if you take more then one week to make payments, we will have to take this to a professional level. and seriously, work on your lag issues... you might last a bit longer. rofl
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I wish I had room in my signature to cut and paste this entire quote. It is a monument to everything that UO is about.Mother InGer wrote:hahaha, well.. heres the new deal, if you want any of your things off your corpse chumbucket, 150 gold per rune ... 9 gold per reagent 500 gold for that terribad weapon you were carrying... and for every minute we have to chase you down and teach you how to pvp..... we charge a flat out 5k, so... your already up 35k for the time it took to gun you down... if you take more then one week to make payments, we will have to take this to a professional level. and seriously, work on your lag issues... you might last a bit longer. rofl
Also, I was carrying a weapon!?
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chumbucket wrote:I wish I had room in my signature to cut and paste this entire quote. It is a monument to everything that UO is about.Mother InGer wrote:hahaha, well.. heres the new deal, if you want any of your things off your corpse chumbucket, 150 gold per rune ... 9 gold per reagent 500 gold for that terribad weapon you were carrying... and for every minute we have to chase you down and teach you how to pvp..... we charge a flat out 5k, so... your already up 35k for the time it took to gun you down... if you take more then one week to make payments, we will have to take this to a professional level. and seriously, work on your lag issues... you might last a bit longer. rofl
Also, I was carrying a weapon!?
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Is this official?
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LOL, no. But if people think it is, then does this not constitute forum scamming?robinyip wrote:Is this official?
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that's my confusion, if cA can't guarantee the safety of the sheep, then why we need to pay this huge money~=small house? if they can't guarantee, then I think they are scamming...or threateningHans wrote:LOL, no. But if people think it is, then does this not constitute forum scamming?robinyip wrote:Is this official?
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Good lord. This is not a forum scam. This is a plain statement of fact. This is what we are doing in game. If you want protection for your sheep, you must pay.
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I'll break it down for the non-believers:
If you are keeping sheep in your house the a member of the cA Department for Sheep Husbandry will be showing up at your door. If you do not apply for and pay the duties for a permit to house sheep:
The cA Inspector(s) will euthanise your sheep
The cA Inspector(s) will leave warning for first offence
For second offence a fine shall be levied.
Pleas keep the following in mind:
A permit to operate a sheep pen with your domicile is required from the cA Department for Sheep Husbandry in order to keep the Inspector from euthanising your sheep.
Your anticipated cooperation is appreciated.
If you are keeping sheep in your house the a member of the cA Department for Sheep Husbandry will be showing up at your door. If you do not apply for and pay the duties for a permit to house sheep:
The cA Inspector(s) will euthanise your sheep
The cA Inspector(s) will leave warning for first offence
For second offence a fine shall be levied.
Pleas keep the following in mind:
A permit to operate a sheep pen with your domicile is required from the cA Department for Sheep Husbandry in order to keep the Inspector from euthanising your sheep.
Your anticipated cooperation is appreciated.
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thank you man, can i be one of your inspector but i don't want to join any guild?
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Screenshots or this whole thing is made up. =)
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When the Hall of Fame for the Internetz gets built, this thread will absolutely be a first-ballot member.
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sorry I do not mean to flame or anything if you think it .. but I have to say following that comment ..
How much do you love your Sheep
Should be head line for this entry
How much do you love your Sheep
Should be head line for this entry
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Chaos wrote:sorry I do not mean to flame or anything if you think it .. but I have to say following that comment ..
How much do you love your Sheep
Should be head line for this entry
I agree with this statement.
It's worth pointing out that many leet pvpers, as well as others can attest that we have nothing better to do than camp your house & do as we promise. If you get a notice, please take the message serious. It's not a kenrobby book of empty promises
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