Haiku:
A mage Casted a Spell,
he failed.
On him Fell a large golden bell.
17 Syllables.
Woo Hoo!
The Failed Mage
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Re: The Failed Mage
Dude is uber wrong,
Haiku is five seven five,
PLZ LRN 2 HAIKU!
Haiku is five seven five,
PLZ LRN 2 HAIKU!
Re: The Failed Mage
WTF
Dude, how is that a haiku?
They're gay anyway.
Dude, how is that a haiku?
They're gay anyway.
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Re: The Failed Mage
Cast, not casted. Anyway props. Ignore these fools. Haiku is warrior poetry. The 5-7-5 thing, while good, is not actually connected to traditional Japanese haiku anyway (which was without strict form, only calling for general length).
Re: The Failed Mage
Warrior Poetry? Nothing is more bad-ass than Limericks!
There once was a Warrior from Yew
Who decided she would target a blue
but much to her surprise
it was a murderer in disguise
Said the Player Killer: I PWN J00!
Caerwyn
There once was a Warrior from Yew
Who decided she would target a blue
but much to her surprise
it was a murderer in disguise
Said the Player Killer: I PWN J00!
Caerwyn
Sooner or later, everyone returns to Ultima Online.
Re: The Failed Mage
Should of been: I PW3ND J00! <--- to indicate the sad end of the warrior, instead of a proposed demise; It gives a nice conclusion to the story
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Re: The Failed Mage
How's this one? (ties into my currently kickin' grammar party over in Trash Talk)
There once was a tank mage PK
Who camped in Destard all day
seeking a back
to eq-explo-whack
and proclaim "LOL ur so gay"
There once was a tank mage PK
Who camped in Destard all day
seeking a back
to eq-explo-whack
and proclaim "LOL ur so gay"