RUSH ON THE IDOC!!! (You have less than 3 hours)

[Captain Nurple]

Alright ladies and gents, here's the deal:

I've been camping an IDOC all day, hoping to my little self that I lucked out and no one else found it. It's a big ol' patio house filled with PHAT LEWTS!!

Sadly, an assortment of ZOMG L33T PVPERS, murderers and ruffians seems to have stumbled upon it tonight in the form of the DTF gang and some smelly pirates (PoD).

I am a newb. I am poor. My characters are still weak. I just joined UOSA a few weeks ago. I am not in a guild yet, and therefore I have no OMG GANG OF THUGS to protect my poor little self while I loot this glorious house.

Long story short, now that my BIG FIND has been discovered, I have no chance of pulling a huge haul. It's very sad.

HOWEVER!!!

I now offer the location to you all. Free of charge. Why would I do such a thing?

My hope is that if any of you profit off this find, you will share some of the profit with this humble newb, so that I might more quickly advance in the glorious land of UOSA.

In other words: remember me when you are rich. And if you would be so kind...make me rich too.

Also, I just want to cause havok and chaos

OKAY, the location:

East of Minoc. UO Automap coords: X: 2804 Y: 283

Head straight east across the bridge from the east mines, then head north. It's at the base of the first peninsula BENEATH the mountain peninsula.

Have fun kids.

-Captain Nurple

It will fall by about 5AM CST tonight AT THE LATEST. I've been tracking it. It could fall in 1 minute, I have no idea. That gives you about three hours from now.

[Roser]

Waste of time, unless u wanna kill a bunch of noob blues.

Felix what?

[son]

Rose I already told you, I only date women under three hundred pounds

[rouss]

felix the lady killer here

[Roser]

Rawr!

[Captain Nurple]

lol, nevermind. smegmasaurus just showed up and refreshed it.

oh well. was fun while it lasted =P

[Roser]

He refreshed it probably because you did such a good job of announcing this IDOC.

I find it so funny how these noob's are so quick to ruin their own party, just cause they get pk'ed once.

Most pk'ers don't rly give a hoot whats in the small bags on the floor, there are there just to kill you. So announcing like this is a pretty dumb idea.

Good Job on shooting yourself in the foot....

[Captain Nurple]

BROK SMARGLE BLUMPIN GROCK! RAWWWRRRR!

Watching people run around like crazy, gating a huge crowd from the bank, and annoying the PK's (who never killed me, btw) turned out to be a lot more fun than staying up all night by myself.

Don't assume everyone else shares your priorities. The only reason I signed up for UOSA was to have a bit of old-fashioned, nostalgic fun. And guess what?

oh well. was fun while it lasted =P

[Roser]

I frown upon thee

[Captain Nurple]

I bite my thumb at you, Sir!