Interview with Derrick

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Interview with Derrick

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Hi!

I was thinking today that it would be nice to know something about the man behind it all and how he does it. I hope it doesn't sound like prying, but would love something like this to happen. It might even encourage some more donors in game to see the work that has and continues to go into making UOSA a reality for us?

Any thoughts?

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Yes sounds like a good idea! But only if we get some tarot cards turned into Derrick fan cards. :p
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[20:38] <newYorK>i love how franz is in game robbing me while im reading his comic
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I was just able to get Derrick to sit down with me at his home in [REDACTED] for an interview.

cA News - Thanks for doing this.

Derrick - The honor is all mine.

cA News - Yes, it is. First question: Who is your favorite UOSA player of all time?

Derrick - That'd be chumbucket with GANKLORD as a distant second.

cA News - Oh, why is that?

Derrick - I don't think I really have to explain why chumbucket is the greatest UOSA player of all time. Indeed, I don't really have to explain why he is the greatest man to ever live. His manliness is the stuff of legends. If gay marriage were legal in [REDACTED], I would marry him right now and [REDACTED]. I'd definitely take up the bear lifestyle.

cA News - You're making me blush, among other things. And what about this GANKLORD?

Derrick - I really hate new players, and he kills them. Simple as that.

cA News - Interesting. Who else do you hate?

Derrick - Pretty much anyone in NEW and C^V. Also, anyone in #secondage on IRC. Those people never shut the hell up. Also, Guardianknight. I'd like to [REDACTED] that guy real good. Though I must say I do approve of his policy of telling new players to message him for gold and then never giving it to them.

cA News - What can we expect for the future of UOSA?

Derrick - Turns out that halberd and sixth level spells are both era inaccurate. They're out. Also, no more banks. And pretty much all weapons aside from executioner's axes and skinning knives. All that stuff was patched in during UO:R. Kaivan showed me the notes.

cA New - Looking forward to it. Thanks for sitting down with us.

Derrick - Not a problem. Oh, and I hate Maahes. [REDACTED] that guy.

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Everyone knows that Derrick=Chumbucket. So what is their really to know?

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What, he is? Doesn't it say in the rules that GMs don't have players though?
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[20:38] <newYorK>i love how franz is in game robbing me while im reading his comic
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Jakob wrote:What, he is? Doesn't it say in the rules that GMs don't have players though?
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chumbucket wrote: Also, Guardianknight. I'd like to [REDACTED] that guy real good.
I'll assume the redacted part is [HUG]
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Wasn't someone thinking of doing an UOSA podcast? Did that ever happen?

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I would guess it happened for a minute but people lost interest.
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It was Rose, go bug him about it
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Jason- wrote:It's not just you. I want to punch a baby after reading his sentences.
okgoace wrote:dont spend too much time with this ganklord character, he is the ultimate griefer, lurker, troll.

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Great song.
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Had Job Interview With Derrick The Other Day
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Jason- wrote:It's not just you. I want to punch a baby after reading his sentences.
okgoace wrote:dont spend too much time with this ganklord character, he is the ultimate griefer, lurker, troll.

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lol ^
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