A Vendor's Farce
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A Vendor's Farce
Citizens,
As many of you may already know, I am a but a man that enjoys his business and being about his business. The other day I was expeditiously crossing through Lord British's forest when I happened upon an establishment. This particular establishment was advertising as a purveyor of the black arts.
Never one to think i've learned all there is to know about business, I ventured forth into this establishment to see how they turned a coin.
The workers weren't much for conversation, but they did willingly display their wares. As I looked further, though, I noticed an alarming lack of true craftsmenship. I take these things quite seriously, as it is simply bad business to sell your customer items that weren't as advertised. Some say there is a sucker born every minute, but one sucker never made up for a lifetime of loyal business I say!
As I continued to look around, I realized that all of the items in this particular shop were knock-offs at best. Most of them were complete forgeries and worse!
I then noticed a washing tub that was full of the blackest corruption. It must have been from the owner attempting to wash himself of his own black deeds! I decided to clean this filth before someone else had to be subjected to it.
I scrubbed and scrubbed that tub until it was clean. Then I scrubbed it some more. I was in a bit of a rage over such foul business. I scrubbed till my hands were raw and bleeding. It left the water with a rather pinkish shade to it when I was done. I could have dumped the water out, but I chose to leave it instead as a testament to my hard work.
I hope the owner appreciated me taking the time to clean up his filth.
Note: The characters were replaced with other characters to protect the innocent.
As many of you may already know, I am a but a man that enjoys his business and being about his business. The other day I was expeditiously crossing through Lord British's forest when I happened upon an establishment. This particular establishment was advertising as a purveyor of the black arts.
Never one to think i've learned all there is to know about business, I ventured forth into this establishment to see how they turned a coin.
The workers weren't much for conversation, but they did willingly display their wares. As I looked further, though, I noticed an alarming lack of true craftsmenship. I take these things quite seriously, as it is simply bad business to sell your customer items that weren't as advertised. Some say there is a sucker born every minute, but one sucker never made up for a lifetime of loyal business I say!
As I continued to look around, I realized that all of the items in this particular shop were knock-offs at best. Most of them were complete forgeries and worse!
I then noticed a washing tub that was full of the blackest corruption. It must have been from the owner attempting to wash himself of his own black deeds! I decided to clean this filth before someone else had to be subjected to it.
I scrubbed and scrubbed that tub until it was clean. Then I scrubbed it some more. I was in a bit of a rage over such foul business. I scrubbed till my hands were raw and bleeding. It left the water with a rather pinkish shade to it when I was done. I could have dumped the water out, but I chose to leave it instead as a testament to my hard work.
I hope the owner appreciated me taking the time to clean up his filth.
Note: The characters were replaced with other characters to protect the innocent.
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Some may find this entertaining. I find it immature and fucking stupid.
Get a life dude. The guy put a black dye tub out there for everyone to use and was kind enough to do it and you turn it pink? Your the perfect example of a total fucking nerd who has nothing better to do. Touch a titty once in your life and maybe you'll realize ruining people's black dye tubs in a player run shard and then posting about it in a long rp post on the forums is a bit childish. Pathetic. You aren't scum, your just a pathetic nerd who is on the same level as Crack Shot, but at least Crack Shot has an excuse, he's like fucking 12 years old. What's your excuse?
Get a life dude. The guy put a black dye tub out there for everyone to use and was kind enough to do it and you turn it pink? Your the perfect example of a total fucking nerd who has nothing better to do. Touch a titty once in your life and maybe you'll realize ruining people's black dye tubs in a player run shard and then posting about it in a long rp post on the forums is a bit childish. Pathetic. You aren't scum, your just a pathetic nerd who is on the same level as Crack Shot, but at least Crack Shot has an excuse, he's like fucking 12 years old. What's your excuse?
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Catskills 1997-2002ish
Catskills 1997-2002ish
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Quoted for all the hilarity.Menkaure wrote:Some may find this entertaining. I find it immature and fucking stupid.
Get a life dude. The guy put a black dye tub out there for everyone to use and was kind enough to do it and you turn it pink? Your the perfect example of a total fucking nerd who has nothing better to do. Touch a titty once in your life and maybe you'll realize ruining people's black dye tubs in a player run shard and then posting about it in a long rp post on the forums is a bit childish. Pathetic. You aren't scum, your just a pathetic nerd who is on the same level as Crack Shot, but at least Crack Shot has an excuse, he's like fucking 12 years old. What's your excuse?
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Scroats that are jealous of someone's dye tub. Nuf said.
Hope you get house looted dude and lose all your rares/resources, unless of course this was actually a rip off vendor, but I doubt it.....
Hope you get house looted dude and lose all your rares/resources, unless of course this was actually a rip off vendor, but I doubt it.....
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Did I get the upper hand in a business deal with you, Sir? You seem entirely too agitated about my efforts to clean up the shard.Menkaure wrote:Some may find this entertaining. I find it immature and fucking stupid.
Get a life dude. The guy put a black dye tub out there for everyone to use and was kind enough to do it and you turn it pink? Your the perfect example of a total fucking nerd who has nothing better to do. Touch a titty once in your life and maybe you'll realize ruining people's black dye tubs in a player run shard and then posting about it in a long rp post on the forums is a bit childish. Pathetic. You aren't scum, your just a pathetic nerd who is on the same level as Crack Shot, but at least Crack Shot has an excuse, he's like fucking 12 years old. What's your excuse?
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Re: A Vendor's Farce
This is serious business, Citizens!
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Scamming is serious business to Radical Larry!
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This was, and still is a scam house. I don't know what you're crying about Menkaure, but the douche got what he/she deserved.
GJ Larry!
GJ Larry!
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IF it Really was a scam house, then I take back what I said.Bartez wrote:This was, and still is a scam house. I don't know what you're crying about Menkaure, but the douche got what he/she deserved.
GJ Larry!
If it was an honest vendor and the guy was letting the public use his black dye tub. I stand by my statement.
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Re: A Vendor's Farce
We southern folk are keen to make justice by our own hand. This vendor house was indeed selling forgeries, for which justice was served to the culprit.
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I don't understand how you were able to alter it
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Sir! I take my business seriously! I would never divulge my trade secrets!
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Fair nuf, I apolgize, I didn't know if it was in jest or not, I retract my previous comment, keep at it Larry!Bartez wrote:This was, and still is a scam house