Fish steaks CHEAP@!

[Li Meiyang]

Arggghhhhhhh@! Me be Cap'n Dicbard marstar arf thar sarvarn sears.

Yar'll harve tar exarse mar spearch armpardarmarnt, ARGGHHHHH!

Me harb far yar tardar thar frearsharst fiarsh frearsh frarm thar sear@!

20,000 farsh stearks art oarnly .25 gp par! Thart's 5000 gp, yar scuary rart!

Farst carme, farst sarve@!

Argghhhh@@@@!!!!!!!!!!

[Li Meiyang]

Nevermind. I've got a new plan for the fish steaks and it's gonna be glorious. But it's top secret.... so just wait and see.

And I'll do my best to stop trying to role-play drunk fisherman when I'm drunk myself, cuz I can see now that that was just mostly incomprehensible.

[Li Meiyang]

Ok, here's the shizzle-dizzle on the fishsteaks.

Get ready, because the cheapness of this price is so astoundingly astounding, you will literally be astounded by it!

I'm offering 700 mfrkn thousand FSs for 70,000 gp.

Yup, that's .1 gp per.

As me as your witness

You.Will.Never.Go.Hungry.Again.

Purchase includes *free* delivery to any coastal home or public dock in Britannia.

[Li Meiyang]

And wait it gets even better....

If you act now, I'll throw in another 17000 fishsteaks absolutely free!

[Budner]

You could have cured cancer in the time it took to generate 700,000 fishsteaks.

[Beaversauce]

Cap'n Dickbeard. lmfao. Sounds like the worst cereal ever!
PS I have a bunch of fish you can have if you want to try to make it to a million. We can, uhm, dock our vessels tip to tip and then smash our fish together.

[Groucho]

hey, how much for a stack of 60k raw steacks?

[inkognito]

We can, uhm, dock our vessels tip to tip and then smash our fish together.

Dirty...

[Missy B]

Cap'n Dickbeard. lmfao. Sounds like the worst cereal ever!
PS I have a bunch of fish you can have if you want to try to make it to a million. We can, uhm, dock our vessels tip to tip and then smash our fish together.

go on.. i like where this is going.

[Li Meiyang]

Arrrgghhhhh.... Me've gart ovar 1,000,000 fishstarks nar!!! Arghh!!!!!!!!!!

Darlived to the part of yar charce in Bratarniar, arrrhhhh~

i'm drarnk, far rarlz... yarharahahraara!

one millinon fishsteaks for 2 small deeds. I'm sarariarous.

I can't decide if i'm like a pirate or a leprechaun or a hillbilly or whatever, but it don't matter. STFU!

[Stickyicky]

Free bump, cause lol!! ^^