After receiving no less than 2 phone calls and 30 text messages from my brother/Husband to Populus, Miller; I logged in to see what was going on. Below is the story:
Santa seemed to be running a bit behind on deliveries this Xmas, so he did as he always does and called cA for assistance. Miller was tasked with visiting all the castles of Britannia. One particular castle stood out to Miller. He looked at the door, and quickly cast magic unlock from inside the courtyard. To his surprise, it popped open! In he went to look around
He had an unfortunate misstep and spilled his pink colored sizzurp into the black tub of liquid. I have been informed that he feels terrible about this
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After looking around, he could tell that the resident had a problem with hoarding, so he did what any caring friend would do and decided to help out.
So as to not cause further shock to the homeowner, Miller left a book detailing what had happened.
Upon finding out his belongings had been disturbed, the owner was a bit disturbed
On to the important part, THE LOOT. It was a lot of pre-patch footstools, yes; but there were a few regs and rare items as well:
The highlights of the clean up effort:
Hundreds of thousands of regs
Roughly 60k ingots of various colors
600k cloth (will be selling discount cloth, see Miller for details)
More runebooks than we'll ever look at
ID wands for days
Invis/teleport/Reflect items
Easter Eggs
Anniversary bags and timepieces
Bunch of Tmaps and MiB's
Bags upon bags of unsorted loot
To the residents who will undoubtedly let us know that we're dumb because we missed the chest full of castle deeds down in the corner, I'd like to direct your attention to this link:
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cA thanks you all for this wonderful xmas, and to all a good night!XVI. If your security fails, and your place of residence is looted, you must change the house sign to "Storage Shack" followed by an immediate posting that details just how many homes you own. Bonus points are awarded for stating that the looted valuables were retrieved from the (many) corpses of the looter's guild. Document this with photographic evidence from several months ago.