The West most Keep was set ablaze by a magical flame and evidence of an outlandish spell was found... "Cleanse by fire" What are these dark summoners up to?
The Grand Drummer decided to play his music for these shadowy figures... Sure enough his prowess on the Drum proved to be intoxicating to them, for they could not resist the temptation to rip each other apart. He watched on as they fell victim to their own dark magic and his trusty steed fed on their bodies. As it turns out, the Nightmare horse breed is quite fond of this flesh...
Off in the distance the Drummer could hear the blaring of an electric guitar and the chanting of the letters "USA" approaching... This could only mean one thing - The evil false hero "G.I. Joe" was approaching... He quickly sent a telepathic message to the Warrior of Justice "Boudica".... "Blalala-al-shabib-balalalala"
Boudica arrived on the scene with great haste. The evil G.I. Joe was caught harassing the drummer's noble steed.... With a flurry of katana blows to the solar plexus and a barrage of purple potions to the brain, G.I. Joe was down for the count.
After the anti hero was slain Boudica cut his head from his limp useless body and took leave of the dungeon to turn it into the town guards....
The Drummer decided to play on through the night and into the morning, reaping whatever treasures this guild may have. After spending an ungodly amount of time in the moldy mages keep of Shame, the Drummer decided to take a gander at all the treasure he plucked from the scene.... Twas a good haul, he thought.... and more to come!
