BPD PSA: Notice to all thieves

Officer_Atraxi · Post by **Officer_Atraxi** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:41 am

Attention, petty thieves of Britannia.

Pay close attention to the following screenshot. I am giving you notice that your time is almost up. Find a new profession, or face the consequences.

You have been warned. That is all.

Capitalist · Post by **Capitalist** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:03 am

I'm not a thief, but I'll be glad to kill you in cA's defense.
Edit: Please be riding the mare when I see you.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:38 am

that's his ceremonial horse

Officer_Atraxi · Post by **Officer_Atraxi** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:50 am

Vega wrote:I'm not a thief, but I'll be glad to kill you in cA's defense.
Edit: Please be riding the mare when I see you.

Greetings, citizen. You should watch your words. Threatening an officer of the law is a very serious offense.

However, you will be happy to hear that I always ride my trusty purebred. Chief Atraxi doesn't skimp on the luxuries out of fear!

On the other hand, your need to preemptively avenge cA is quite misled. The BPD hunts town thieves, the petty crooks who haunt our good citizens at Britannia's fine banking institutions. Doesn't cA tend to focus on the much more lucrative art of house looting?

kevin-theidocghost · Post by **kevin-theidocghost** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:02 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2YgZX9Thm0

Downs · Post by **Downs** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:57 am

He's kidding guys!

April fools!

Post by **Elk Eater** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:24 am

Officer_Atraxi wrote:Attention, petty thieves of Britannia.

Pay close attention to the following screenshot. I am giving you notice that your time is almost up. Find a new profession, or face the consequences.

You have been warned. That is all.

What kind of kryss have you got there?

Post by **Budner** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:13 am

*prepares to steal even more crap at the Brit West Bank*

Jill Stihl · Post by **Jill Stihl** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:34 am

Officer_Atraxi wrote:....The BPD hunts town thieves, the petty crooks who haunt our good citizens at Britannia's fine banking institutions....

Officer_Atraxi wrote:My Purebred and I don't leave the guard zone.

Halbu · Post by **Halbu** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:54 am

These officers mean business, they'll use ghouls touch spears just to kill scum thieves who stole 4 gp from a newbie.

Downs · Post by **Downs** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:00 pm

cA is glad to have the BPD here to defend the citizens. As a guild of merchants,thieves, storytellers, and home inspectors, cA is disgusted by the criminal element found at most banking establishments. The service that BPD provides is something necessary for the safety of all!

Atraxi · Post by **Atraxi** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:41 pm

Jill Stihl wrote:
Officer_Atraxi wrote:....The BPD hunts town thieves, the petty crooks who haunt our good citizens at Britannia's fine banking institutions....
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Officer_Atraxi wrote:My Purebred and I don't leave the guard zone.

Did you use Google Translate for that? I think it's a little off.

Schmitty · Post by **Schmitty** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:07 pm

please please please by all means bring it... you think you can run us out of town? in fact im going to britt right now to rob you.

Atraxi · Post by **Atraxi** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:00 pm

Anomander Rake · Post by **Anomander Rake** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:40 pm

We shall eradicate this menace to Sosaria!

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