The [cA] Lindsay Lohan Memorial Service
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The [cA] Lindsay Lohan Memorial Service
Recently, [cA] conducted a memorial service for Lindsay Lohan on the roof of the West Britain Bank. Since it was sparsely attended, we make available here a transcript of the prepared remarks of chumbucket, [cA] Guildmaster Emeritus and close friend of Ms. Lohan.
*begin transcript*
We come here today to honor one of our own. I, of course, am speaking of Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay loved life, and she loved UOSA. Going by the name Hemperor, she dedicated herself to helping others. Who can forget her selfless dedication in aiding a young KINGWONG? Who can forget her helping Syntax and his guild relocate their player city? And who can forget the time Nevermore stole her surcoats?
I know I never will.
And so Linday "Hemperor" Lohan, we commit your body to the Earth and your memory to Eternity.
*end transcript*
At this point, several attendees including chumbucket began to openly weep.
*begin transcript*
We come here today to honor one of our own. I, of course, am speaking of Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay loved life, and she loved UOSA. Going by the name Hemperor, she dedicated herself to helping others. Who can forget her selfless dedication in aiding a young KINGWONG? Who can forget her helping Syntax and his guild relocate their player city? And who can forget the time Nevermore stole her surcoats?
I know I never will.
And so Linday "Hemperor" Lohan, we commit your body to the Earth and your memory to Eternity.
*end transcript*
At this point, several attendees including chumbucket began to openly weep.
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Re: The [cA] Lindsay Lohan Memorial Service
She's still alive.
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demonstrative wrote:She's still alive.
Guess someone doesn't watch the news!
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I can't imagine 90 days in prison being all that hard for her.
I would love to see what prison she gets sent to, probably looks something like this.
I would love to see what prison she gets sent to, probably looks something like this.
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You guys just aren't reading the REAL news! CNN had the real information yesterday as it was happening, but the NWO has flushed it all down the memory hole. Hemperor was right all along!MatronDeWinter wrote:I can't imagine 90 days in prison being all that hard for her.
I would love to see what prison she gets sent to, probably looks something like this.
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Re: The [cA] Lindsay Lohan Memorial Service
This thread made me lol.
"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - H.L. Mencken
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Re: The [cA] Lindsay Lohan Memorial Service
i had a room like that once, only there were matresses on the walls.
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I know, strictly speaking for myself, this was a topic of great sorrow. I held my own little memorial for Lindsay (Hemperor). I lit an incense under a maple tree, and silently bitched about taming, pvp mechanics, and other shard essentials. In the end I think this process was good for me. It helped me get over a hump in my life, and brought me to the realization that I would once again have to face a world without the bright shining light that was Lindsay (Hemperor). Oh god...I cant do this right now, excuse me..
[01:12:32] <Nevermore> Stranger you are the reason I hate christmas
[01:12:36] <Nevermore> You specifically
[01:12:44] <Nevermore> Every year? Christmas sucks. Because of Stranger
[01:12:36] <Nevermore> You specifically
[01:12:44] <Nevermore> Every year? Christmas sucks. Because of Stranger
Re: The [cA] Lindsay Lohan Memorial Service
She will be missed...
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I can't believe this thread is already 2 months old. Goddamn how time flies.
<green> grats pink and co. .... the 3 of you f---ing scrubs together can blow up a bard. IMPRESSIVE