Attention citizens of UOSecondage, The Love Crusade is here.

[jamieirl]

Dearest UObies of the land,

I just wanted to introduce the newest guild to your server; The Love Crusade. We're a guild of fine young individuals who wish to spread the love throughout your lands by way of energy bolts and pink fairy magic missles. We don't consider ourselves roleplayers but we like to think that we play a role other than just killing people in the faces.

Here's what we'll be doing here:

Bettering the economy by increasing the difficulty of acquiring phat lewts from monster enemies, and perhaps even increasing the price of the ingot (although we have no miner rune locations marked at this time we may in the future if we find local miners to be lacking in the love department). Stocks all across the board will increase, by now sell later!

We plan to yes, spread the love, we don't want only to greyscreen as many of you as we can, we'd like to share our good times with you and perhaps give you a moment to remember and talk about with the grandchars. Nothing brings uo players together than a struggle, that and pr0n.

We will not be leet talking gay saying newbie calling homosexual suggesting horse killing NEWBIE KILLING ween-noses. We have the utmost respect for our fellow avatars and would like for your passing to the grey side be as pleasant as possible.

We offer a guildstone that players can join for a fee of 4k a week and 12k a month. We realize that most people will scouf and call us wtfnewblars for suggessting someone might pay us to leave them alone, and if nobody does, thats fine. The idea isn't so much for money making as it is for offering anyone who might be interested a reasonable rate of facepwning exemption. The only requirement is that you wear pink shoes, and aren't red, reds will not be spared by The Love Crusade. If you chose to join there will be a date above your head as your guild title to help us keep track of when your time is up. The current name of this guild is Lovers of Crusaders. All details involving this guild ar subject to change as it's the first time we've done something like this and may have to tweak it. The general idea will remain the same, though.

If you're interested in joining the exemption stone, get ahold of Bischoff, Gappa, or ARC/SLEIN in your very own uosecondage irc channel.

Thank you for your time and we look forward to some quality time with you all.

[Hoots]

What an excellent post...

Does this reply get me a free month of mercy...???

[Sivrik]

Welcome to the shard, im looking forward to looting you already.

[chumbucket]

I like your style but not your hubris.

[Sivrik]

Well seems the love crusade indeed did what they claimed, for they have slain Sivrik Le'Kross today!

[Wise]

BWAHAAHAHAHA, I will give you 12k on top of my loot if you PK me..... good luck heh

[StDrahcir]

Oh oh oh I like these guys! Can we keep them?

[Sivrik]

It seems they are none other then those villainous GsG thugs!

[Arcanus]

Thimply Fabulouth!!!

[Slade]

Are you the kids who chased me from Buc's den to britain and then back to vesper the other day?

An army of Qstaff macers hurling explosion potions.

That wasnt working so they decided to try and para spam. Used 23 of my 25 pouches before they either ran out of mana or gave up.

All these new cheesy gank squads that are popping up are sort of irritating.

[Grim]

Are you the kids who chased me from Buc's den to britain and then back to vesper the other day?

An army of Qstaff macers hurling explosion potions.

That wasnt working so they decided to try and para spam. Used 23 of my 25 pouches before they either ran out of mana or gave up.

All these new cheesy gank squads that are popping up are sort of irritating.

dont run then..

[Purge]

Not everyone is ultimate pvp god that can take 3 people

[ClowN]

welcome to second age. prepare to get owned

[Ronk]

Don't forget to declare war on the Bloodrock Orcs. We dis out plenty of sweet orc loving too...just as Omeg and his pig children!

[Slade]

Are you the kids who chased me from Buc's den to britain and then back to vesper the other day?

An army of Qstaff macers hurling explosion potions.

That wasnt working so they decided to try and para spam. Used 23 of my 25 pouches before they either ran out of mana or gave up.

All these new cheesy gank squads that are popping up are sort of irritating.

dont run then..

Yes, next time I'll just sit there while a bunch of kids with pre-casted heals beat me with quarterstaves.