Pirates at it again!

[Populus]

It couldn't swim. We had to euthanize it, as we couldn't stand to see it suffer needlessly.

Sounds legit.

[Paradox]

**HEADLINE NEWS**

A mysterious group of assassins were spotted fulfilling an alleged contract by a local miner last night. Sources have not confirmed or denied how much said miner paid for this contract. Though, it was rumored to be in the tens of thousands of gold for a bounty on known murderer CmaN. An Anonymous letter provided a sketch and information that the local miner ordered the contract killing after the local miner was attacked by the Villainous Murderer CmaN. Nothing has been said whether CmaN has been spotted sence. Though rumors state his head is being hung on the Assassins of PoD's Towers.

[Panthor the Hated]

who is cman

[Paradox]

**HEADLINE NEWS**

A mysterious group of assassins were spotted fulfilling an alleged contract by a local miner last night. Sources have not confirmed or denied how much said miner paid for this contract. Though, it was rumored to be in the tens of thousands of gold for a bounty on known murderer CmaN. An Anonymous letter provided a sketch and information that the local miner ordered the contract killing after the local miner was attacked by the Villainous Murderer CmaN. Nothing has been said whether CmaN has been spotted sence. Though rumors state his head is being hung on the Assassins of PoD's Towers.

Sources have come forth and sent in another sketch of another contract killing by these mysterious Assassins. Sources state that these two murders were committed solely on a contract requested by an associate said to be a part of the Orc clan URK. Rumor has it these two innocents were killed in cold blood because of a land feud between the Orc Clan URK and those in the sketch. Those murdered were known as Retro Eighties and Ringo Star.

[Boondock_Saint]

hahaha... that noob ringo left his door open.. lmao

[Galen]

HAHA, brilliant write-up!!!

[Kander]

Yo ho ho. Nor land or sea can ye be safe from PoD.

[Panthor the Hated]

How much does it cost for you guys to assassinate someone who is good?

[Sir Rellik]

I walked the plank really hard

Edit: damn sea peasants!

[Kander]

How much does it cost for you guys to assassinate someone who is good?

depends. some one low class it about 10k but a L33T OMGBBQPVPHALLYHEALHARMWIFF might be around 30k.

[Tiwstacain]

Oh God, I love when you guys make ppl walk the planks. Totally made my day of coming onto these forums with all these trolls just to see so many ppl dying.





TC

[Vhyx]

How much does it cost for you guys to assassinate someone who is good at spamming tab/attack last in a trammelment box?

Dunno, we don't mess around with Harm Spamstrong Halberd Cyclists. We find it's difficult to strike at a moment of weakness when the mark is only to be found in Trammel.

[Panthor the Hated]

Ill give you 3 silver for similar wtf pwnage of sandro

[Paradox]

Hard to get someone who only comes out for tournaments and then hibernates in their home afterwards.

[Panthor the Hated]

thats why you get 3 silver for it

no deadline, just make him rage and im happy