thanks for no spells in town. im good now.

[The Dope Dealer]

[sarcasm]

Hi im a little newbie and i like to play a character that only involves double click and follow(dexxer). I really love this server because i can just run to town if i ever get in trouble. Thanks to the staff for keeping it true to era because it allows me to use the game rules to play this game like a complete pussy. I like to pvp but this secondage allows looting, so you wont find me ever outside town. Thanks to no spells in town the trammel facet im from and love is in full effect. Except i can attack them and use all my weapons why the mage is completely handcuffed. I really do enjoy this because otherwise i'd be completely fucked. I dont know how to pvp but the ruleset allows me to compete. Thanks a bunch guys! i really appreciate you guys fucking over mages. as we all know mage and mage pvp guilds dont really help a server at all. Nothing like me hiding at a bank and holding my attack last button. I am an asset. those guys just post good movies on uomovies and generate a big buzz in the t2a freeshard pvp community. i mean who would want over 200 new pvpers on this server. Ill stay hidden @ brit bank.

[/sarcasm]

[BlackFoot]

you know that somthing is going rihgt because i heard peopel liek this during my time on osi
leave town to the dexxer and mage rules the dungeons as it was

[Slade]

[sarcasm]

Hi im a little newbie and i like to play a character that only involves double click and follow(dexxer). I really love this server because i can just run to town if i ever get in trouble. Thanks to the staff for keeping it true to era because it allows me to use the game rules to play this game like a complete pussy. I like to pvp but this secondage allows looting, so you wont find me ever outside town. Thanks to no spells in town the trammel facet im from and love is in full effect. Except i can attack them and use all my weapons why the mage is completely handcuffed. I really do enjoy this because otherwise i'd be completely fucked. I dont know how to pvp but the ruleset allows me to compete. Thanks a bunch guys! i really appreciate you guys fucking over mages. as we all know mage and mage pvp guilds dont really help a server at all. Nothing like me hiding at a bank and holding my attack last button. I am an asset. those guys just post good movies on uomovies and generate a big buzz in the t2a freeshard pvp community. i mean who would want over 200 new pvpers on this server. Ill stay hidden @ brit bank.

[/sarcasm]

Anyone want to take bets on whether or not this kid actually played during the era?


I hate to break it to you, but we didn't call our dexers in '98 "townies" because we thought it sounded cool...

[chumbucket]

[sarcasm]

Hi im a little newbie and i like to play a character that only involves double click and follow(dexxer). I really love this server because i can just run to town if i ever get in trouble. Thanks to the staff for keeping it true to era because it allows me to use the game rules to play this game like a complete pussy. I like to pvp but this secondage allows looting, so you wont find me ever outside town. Thanks to no spells in town the trammel facet im from and love is in full effect. Except i can attack them and use all my weapons why the mage is completely handcuffed. I really do enjoy this because otherwise i'd be completely fucked. I dont know how to pvp but the ruleset allows me to compete. Thanks a bunch guys! i really appreciate you guys fucking over mages. as we all know mage and mage pvp guilds dont really help a server at all. Nothing like me hiding at a bank and holding my attack last button. I am an asset. those guys just post good movies on uomovies and generate a big buzz in the t2a freeshard pvp community. i mean who would want over 200 new pvpers on this server. Ill stay hidden @ brit bank.

[/sarcasm]

[mouthbreathing]

Hi. I have played the shard that you provide at no cost to me, but undoubtedly at great cost to yourselves in both time and money, and I would like to present to you this poorly worded and thought out screed rather than simply providing constructive suggestions and accepting that I have no right to yell at you for doing what you like with a computer and bandwidth you own. OMG WTF OMG WTF OMG WTF WERE R SKILLZ IN PVP OMG I CAN'T POSSIBLY AVOIDS PVP IN TOWN OMGZ FAGS! IF IT WUZ FIXED I WOULD BRING THRITY FIVEMILLIONS L33T PVPERS AND THEN SHARD WULD PWN AND SHIT FUK FAGS. TRAMMEL FUK FAGS FAGS FAGS FAGS

[/mouthbreathing]

[Slade]

[mouthbreathing]

Hi. I have played the shard that you provide at no cost to me, but undoubtedly at great cost to yourselves in both time and money, and I would like to present to you this poorly worded and thought out screed rather than simply providing constructive suggestions and accepting that I have no right to yell at you for doing what you like with a computer and bandwidth you own. OMG WTF OMG WTF OMG WTF WERE R SKILLZ IN PVP OMG I CAN'T POSSIBLY AVOIDS PVP IN TOWN OMGZ FAGS! IF IT WUZ FIXED I WOULD BRING THRITY FIVEMILLIONS L33T PVPERS AND THEN SHARD WULD PWN AND SHIT FUK FAGS. TRAMMEL FUK FAGS FAGS FAGS FAGS

[/mouthbreathing]

Why are you ridiculing him? Can't you see he is uber cool? After all, he named himself Dope Dealer. The coolest possible name he could think of. He's a badass!

[DrFaustus]

[mouthbreathing]

Hi. I have played the shard that you provide at no cost to me, but undoubtedly at great cost to yourselves in both time and money, and I would like to present to you this poorly worded and thought out screed rather than simply providing constructive suggestions and accepting that I have no right to yell at you for doing what you like with a computer and bandwidth you own. OMG WTF OMG WTF OMG WTF WERE R SKILLZ IN PVP OMG I CAN'T POSSIBLY AVOIDS PVP IN TOWN OMGZ FAGS! IF IT WUZ FIXED I WOULD BRING THRITY FIVEMILLIONS L33T PVPERS AND THEN SHARD WULD PWN AND SHIT FUK FAGS. TRAMMEL FUK FAGS FAGS FAGS FAGS

[/mouthbreathing]

Why are you ridiculing him? Can't you see he is uber cool? After all, he named himself Dope Dealer. The coolest possible name he could think of. He's a badass!

No, he could've gone with Billy Badass, now that would've been cooler.