How to ravage a horse...errr house

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Fate [RoB]
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How to ravage a horse...errr house

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The folks of N-R insist on carrying house keys and runebooks, so this guide could have easily been titled: "How to get your house looted in 2 simple steps". However, since they had nothing worth looting, the situation quickly devolved into more of a, "How to get your house creepily invaded by a perverted stalker", type scenario.

Ahem. Enjoy scrubbing your floors. That smell will haunt you...

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I take it you left behind more than you took with you.
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As far as equine ejaculate is concerned, yes.

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Weirdo!

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Gashek is a real gentleman. He let the horse finish. Keep it classy, bro.
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I miss my alter-ego
Save yourself the shame and embarrassment and just assume that if you can't understand me...you're the one who's retarded.
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