I HAD to post this lol...

[oliVeR]

This is a pathetic text message conversation I had with my RL friend earlier today. I was actually starting to get frustrated. I couldn't find a way to get my texts to email so I actually paid $4.90 for an app just so I could email them to post them here haha. Enjoy


To You From : Evan
Date : 09/06/2012 01:01:07 pm
Make me a Mage

To You From : Evan
Date : 09/06/2012 01:01:17 pm
I'll give u the gold

To : Evan
Date : 09/06/2012 01:46:19 pm
Just macro! Its not hard. And i can get your healing high on your other guy while doing it

To : Evan
Date : 09/06/2012 01:46:48 pm
My new mage ia gm resist eval mage med already. Its just afk macroing

To You From : Evan
Date : 09/06/2012 07:35:25 pm
U have lots of free time to do it

To : Evan
Date : 09/06/2012 07:37:38 pm
You're macroing afk!

To You From : Evan
Date : 09/06/2012 07:38:17 pm
Takes time to get the supplies and such!

To : Evan
Date : 09/06/2012 07:38:57 pm
You have plenty of time right now

To You From : Evan
Date : 09/06/2012 07:41:34 pm
I have my girl

To : Evan
Date : 09/06/2012 07:44:39 pm
All week?

To : Evan
Date : 09/06/2012 07:45:09 pm
I have all 3 of my accounts logged in anyways. Can only log 3 of them in

To You From : Evan
Date : 09/06/2012 07:48:36 pm
Yes

To You From : Evan
Date : 09/06/2012 07:48:43 pm
Use a diff comp

To : Evan
Date : 09/06/2012 07:51:13 pm
Its based off IP

To You From : Evan
Date : 09/06/2012 07:52:35 pm
Log off one of urs again

To : Evan
Date : 09/06/2012 07:54:07 pm
Hi! Don't be lazy...you're macroing AFK!

To You From : Evan
Date : 09/06/2012 07:55:02 pm
I'm gonna play uogamers again I think. Playerbase on Ur server is tiny

To You From : Evan
Date : 09/06/2012 07:58:07 pm
U should too

To : Evan
Date : 09/06/2012 08:03:25 pm
577 people on UOSA.....533 users currently logged into uogamers. I think your numbers are skewed..

To : Evan
Date : 09/06/2012 08:03:58 pm
I logged into uogamers earlier...that server is complete shit now

To You From : Evan
Date : 09/06/2012 08:04:12 pm
Nope. Ur server is pvm mostly is seams

To : Evan
Date : 09/06/2012 08:05:14 pm
If it was a pvm server, you think i would honestly play it?

To : Evan
Date : 09/06/2012 08:05:48 pm
Anyways...play or don't i don't give 2 shits a fuck. All up to you

To You From : Evan
Date : 09/06/2012 08:05:57 pm
Yes

To You From : Evan
Date : 09/06/2012 08:06:12 pm
Ur mean

[Pac]

I didn't know UOLamers still existed. Is it just one shard now?

[Causa Mortis]

I like how it ends at "Ur mean"

[oliVeR]

I'm not sure but I logged in earlier and everyone is just camped at Del bank riding neon bears and shit not doing anything at all.

[oliVeR]

You've gotta understand my friend Evan also....he's a really thick-headed and lazy guy. It pretty much comes down to if I refuse to make his character for him, he doesn't want to play (although its afk macroing lol).