Your initial post was using terminology specifically used in auctions. Buyout is not a sales term, it is an auction term. Min, referring to minimum bids, is also auction terminology.
You are getting angry at people for having proper reading comprehension, wherein your composition was off.
"For Sale: Non-GF Blessed black sandals. Keep deed, firm!"
That is proper for sales, not auction.
I'll cut off half of your debt for these too by the way.
