In a world where bagged milk is so precious, there can only be one worthy enough to suckle on the plastic teat of pasteurized greatness. That one is definitely me and not Hemperor.
Matron De Winter has agreed to broker this deal as Hemperor and I are putting up our lifetime supply of bagged milk.
Photo Evidence

And now you may all witness the death of Hemperor at the hands of his fellow Moose Wrangler, Rose.
The Death of Hemperor