
It all started one day when I woke up and realized I had smoked all of my rocks the night before, so I set out to try and score some more crack to smoke. From my experience I have found the best way is to sneak around and look at what people have and if I want it I take it. Sometimes I get away, sometimes I don't. This particular fine evening I found myself wandering around in the city of Skara Brae when I stumbled upon two fine ladies (Nina and Miller Light) in a secluded room. One of them was naked! I thought, they may be trying to hide something in there, maybe even some crack?? So I stealth my way in the room unnoticed and let me tell you what I saw:
I quickly realized they were having a very intimate conversation, so I decided to wait on taking a look in their bags to just see if I could see any action.
This was getting good, I had to take a seat! Nina starts to pace the room, I wonder if she thought they may have company? They did!

The conversation began to turn towards "last night". What did I miss?
Oh, Cherries and Whipped Cream aye? I thought I smelled something dirty in this room.
This was about the extent of what I witnessed but they must have really been going at it the night before. And of course the only way for them to end the conversation:
I guess the real question is, what kind of person is behind that character? Are they both men? Both Women? 1 of each? Who knows! I just thought this was too good not to share! In the end I didn't get the rocks I was looking for but I did get an entertaining show!