I reserve the right to not be made fun of for any grammatical errors while doing this write-up...

Apparently god slammed me with 10 days of non-stop bullshit just as I took this project on...and it ended up being a 1500+ word document...so I hope Maahes can make sense of it when it gets all squished in the forum PM window....
Thoughts: You guys all did a great job. Some of you truly have an eye for design and should probably market your decoration abilities to the shard...I'm willing to bet you'll find someone who will pay for this.