Witness Relocation Kit

[PorkTornado]

Have you recently snitched on someone?
Are you planning an epic escape?
Either way you're gonna need a new identity!
Let me help facilitate your new adventure with a witness relocation kit!

Included in the kit are:
1x Hair Restyle Coupon
1x Facial Beard Cream
1x Name Change Deed
1x Small House Deed (safe house)

I have 3 kits for sale at an L-shape per, or for a Patio per if you dont require a safe house

[Rockle]

That is awesome

[PorkTornado]

Also want to mention due to some people's concerns for anonymity offers will be accepted via PM

[PorkTornado]

Still a couple kits left.
Willing to accept silver.

[PorkTornado]

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[PorkTornado]

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[Walsh]

yeah, cool marketing
let me ask what does "safe house"

[G.I Joe]

I WILL FIND YOU

[PorkTornado]

yeah, cool marketing
let me ask what does "safe house"

Sometimes the heat can be too much and you need a place unknown to others.

[SighelmofWyrmgard]

I WILL FIND YOU

No you won't: Pork Tornado isn't including the customary "WRP Proud Member" cap, t-shirt, and banner!

Say, when did UoSA's Greatest Hero start working for The Mob, anyway?

SS