The Vision of the Army of the Surcoats

[The Real Hemperor]

I have been gone, but I was not returned to my prison though I have tasted many fortified wines. I slipped away, withdrawing from the world of laws and men. Gathering only the finest fortified wines, I undertook a regimen of seclusion and fasting. It was in those times--when I had gone without food for weeks, maintained only by a cherry flavored bottle of Thunderbird--that I had a vision that would have destroyed a lesser man and that has infused itself into my very soul. I have stared into the Sun, and I have seen.

• I have seen the surcoats, piled upon one another in thousands, awoken from their slumber deep in the heart of Canada.
  
  I have seen an army adorned in these surcoats, rushing across space and time, fighting for Canadian glory, weapons in hand, a desire for blood beating in their hearts.
  
  I have seen the impostor fall.

The gods themselves constantly hunger for even the smallest taste of what I feasted upon, what my eyes have beheld. There will be a day in which this very world is torn asunder, and a new order is established.

There shall be a reckoning.

[Purist]

sounds liek a country song

[Homie]

welcome back

[JoshuaLee]

You are an idiot whoever you are, get a life.

[The Real Hemperor]

You are an idiot whoever you are, get a life.

Vile fiend! Do you really think you can withstand the power of the surcoats unleashed?!

[Hemperor]

Each time you post I get a slight excitement, hoping...just MAYBE, you may have something slightly funny to say...

but never.

"surcoats surcoats must get the surcoats"... Seriously, it's not because I'm targetted...these are just lacking anything funny. Think hard before making your next post.

[chumbucket]

What bothers me about all this is not the unfunniness, as bothersome as that may be, but the thought that maybe this person isn't lying and instead just a little off. As in, he thinks is Hemperor, if not literally, then in some creepy metaphysical or even metaphorical sense.

[BlackFoot]

2 hemps are better than 1

[S STALLON]

me thinks yor is fruity hgih on dragons wine LOL see i can talkr in a homo englsh as well like a roleplay

that doent mean you should hermpor
it it like you said briht idea let make a dumb post
not to ber rude ok here goes you post lasck any value you go off on a rave abuot a damn surcoat no one care abuot and canadain? what does canadain have to do with anything

then yuo quote some bible verses abuot hell it jus doest add up so
let me clear i not flame you i just want you understaind why peopl will ok

crumbucket brings up 1 good piont mayb you think hermpor is really you rofllol

s stallon

[dexter4321]

me thinks yor is fruity hgih on dragons wine LOL see i can talkr in a homo englsh as well like a roleplay

that doent mean you should hermpor
it it like you said briht idea let make a dumb post
not to ber rude ok here goes you post lasck any value you go off on a rave abuot a damn surcoat no one care abuot and canadain? what does canadain have to do with anything

then yuo quote some bible verses abuot hell it jus doest add up so
let me clear i not flame you i just want you understaind why peopl will ok

crumbucket brings up 1 good piont mayb you think hermpor is really you rofllol

s stallon

LOL wtf

[Merk]

Each time you post I get a slight excitement, hoping...just MAYBE, you may have something slightly funny to say...

but never.

"surcoats surcoats must get the surcoats"... Seriously, it's not because I'm targetted...these are just lacking anything funny. Think hard before making your next post.

Your sense of humor is incorrect.

[DrFaustus]

I like Stallon's use of smileys.

[Caps Lock]

STALLON's humour is correct