Trammel Riches Haiku Contest

[esteban]

My collection proves
Master, I will not repeat,
"I R NEW GLD PLS"

[Hans]

I want to stress the fact that Downs does NOT bank-sit, or do many trammel related things. He mearly has a desire to collect trammel relics.

Ok, that is helpful. Let me try a few more:


Downs is down with rares.
He collects them all in pairs.
Just sits there and stares.


Downs hates Fellucia
Trammel has the bestest loot
He deco's his house


Trammel mans jealous
their treasure is all missing
Downs has all their loot

[chumbucket]

On his keep
An entire day's work
Dirty pan

Also for the skeptics:

"Contemporary haiku writers are now penning their verse in 3-5-3 format as well."

http://poetry-magazine.com/poetry/poetry-009/08page.htm

EDITED CAUSE I CAN'T COUNT

[MatronDeWinter]

Only two more hours
Open book will spawn before then
Faster than Blackfoot?

a m a z i n g

[chumbucket]

A warm bed at night
Dreaming of pink neon mounts
Oh please, Derrick, please.

[Pacifico]

Downs trammel riches?
He works at the museum
Gets paid in pixel



Where are you at downs
A stone sinks into the ground
At last you are home


The bigger the keep
More trammel riches downs stores
Could he be Blackfoot?!

[akumaizer]

It is all Down's fault
Too much Trammel in one keep
Server has crashed twice

[Brules]

It is all Down's fault
Too much Trammel in one keep
Server has crashed twice

Nice.
My entry:

grey anarchic
trammel fantasizes
gusting, mockingly

[applejack]

Downs has too much crap
His keep is crashing server
He has won UO

[Daolin]

World begins to seize
More server donations please
Atlas crushed by these

[chumbucket]

A field of Trammel
Thus: "The server has crashed."
He has won UO.

[chumbucket]

A field of Trammel
Thus: "The server has crashed."
He has won UO.

I just noticed that I totally stole Apple's idea.

[chainsoar]

A field of Trammel
Thus: "The server has crashed."
He has won UO.

I just noticed that I totally stole Apple's idea.

That haiku is totally 6-6-5, you cheater.

[chumbucket]

A field of Trammel
Thus: "The server has crashed."
He has won UO.

I just noticed that I totally stole Apple's idea.

That haiku is totally 6-6-5, you cheater.

6 7 5 but yeah i suck at counting syllables apparently

[Hicha]

A field of Trammel
Thus: "The server has crashed."
He has won UO.

I just noticed that I totally stole Apple's idea.

That haiku is totally 6-6-5, you cheater.

A field of tram-mel = 5
Thus: "The ser-ver has crashed." = 6
He has won U-O = 5