Trammel Riches Haiku Contest

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Trammel Riches Haiku Contest

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Contest is Over!

The winner is applejack for this great literary work!
applejack wrote: With Ice Stave in hand
Downs rides his etheral steed
Where is Ilshenar?
akumaizer has taken the silver medal!
akumaizer wrote:It is all Down's fault
Too much Trammel in one keep
Server has crashed twice
and an honerable mention to chumbuckets "faster than blackfoot" haiku.






Downs [cA] particularly enjoys collecting usless items of high monitary value, and so...

HAIKU CONTEST
60k prize for the best haiku related to the following topic..
Downs, and his trammel riches

Post your haiku about Downs and his trammel riches here! Winners will be contacted via pm to pick up their prize.

Chaos has offered an additional 10k to the winning pot out of the goodness of his heart. Grand prize is now 60k! Keep the entries coming.
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Re: Trammel Riches Haiku Contest

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Farming mobs for hours
Glaring with red bloodshot eyes
Downs has crazy mad loot
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Re: Trammel Riches Haiku Contest

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hiicha wrote:Farming gazers for hours
Glaring with red bloodshot eyes
Downs has crazy mad loot
I think your first line has 1 too many ons.
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Re: Trammel Riches Haiku Contest

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mass trammel riches
pixel crack for the junky
downs needs some rehab
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Re: Trammel Riches Haiku Contest

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5,7,5 no? lol
i think traditional haiku's also mention the season or somthing
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Re: Trammel Riches Haiku Contest

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Well, I have no clue who Downs is. But here are 3 haikus:


who is this guy Downs?
I hear he is in trammel
sleighing mongbats and rats


gating to trammel  
farming safely like a bitch 
Downs made himself rich


PK killed him so  
carebear land is where Downs goes
where monsters killed him


Do I win??
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Re: Trammel Riches Haiku Contest

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With Ice Stave in hand
Downs rides his etheral steed
Where is Ilshenar?
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Chilling in Britain
Snooping packs, stealing house runes
Wait, wheres my house key?
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We met on a bench in Britain
He took me to his museum in the woods
OMG shiny pixels, I'm addicted

I disqualify myself from this competition.
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Downs thinks to himself
My keep is so full of crap
You can hardly walk
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Trying to gate home
But the location is blocked
GOD DAMN CAPET BOMB
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hiicha wrote:Trying to gate home
But the location is blocked
GOD DAMN CAPET BOMB
lol

rage typo is good too. but not baout downs trammy pixelz :<!!
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BlackFoot wrote:
hiicha wrote:Trying to gate home
But the location is blocked
GOD DAMN CAPET BOMB
lol

rage typo is good too. but not baout downs trammy pixelz :<!!
Stop trying to hate on possibly the best haiku in this thread. Capet bomb is trammy pixels, too.
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Re: Trammel Riches Haiku Contest

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** Sorry to whoever Downs is

5 - True black sandals on
7 - Downs, hides with the guards in town
5 - Brags on safe courtyard
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Re: Trammel Riches Haiku Contest

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Downs wants lots of loot
In the darkness Downs does work
In his Mums basement
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