My dream about Derrick
My dream about Derrick
I knocked on the door.
I was going to pretend I knew the person who was standing at the door next to me. I suspected it was Kaivan or another UOSA player but didn't let them him know who I was. They knocked on the door.
The door opened and an older man opened the door.
I presumed this to be Derrick. Behind Derrick was an elderly lady in a wheelchair who looked older than Derrick.
We walked inside the modest house in a working class suburb.
Running through the dark red tiled entryway to the house was a small stream running from left to right.
Derrick showed us to a room on the right of the entryway where he had set up a pond. He handed me a net and said to go fishing, so I used the net to collect a fish.
I thought Derrick was clever for having this method of fishing in his home.
Then I woke up.
I was going to pretend I knew the person who was standing at the door next to me. I suspected it was Kaivan or another UOSA player but didn't let them him know who I was. They knocked on the door.
The door opened and an older man opened the door.
I presumed this to be Derrick. Behind Derrick was an elderly lady in a wheelchair who looked older than Derrick.
We walked inside the modest house in a working class suburb.
Running through the dark red tiled entryway to the house was a small stream running from left to right.
Derrick showed us to a room on the right of the entryway where he had set up a pond. He handed me a net and said to go fishing, so I used the net to collect a fish.
I thought Derrick was clever for having this method of fishing in his home.
Then I woke up.
Re: My dream about Derrick
And THIS is why Derrick sleeps with a shotgun under his bed.
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Re: My dream about Derrick
Shotgun? What "Derrick" are you talking about? Everyone knows our Derrick sleeps with a hally equipped! He keeps his regs in a pouch on the nightstand.SJane3384 wrote:And THIS is why Derrick sleeps with a shotgun under his bed.
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Fixed!!Atraxi wrote:Shotgun? What "Derrick" are you talking about? Everyone knows our Derrick sleeps with a hally equipped! He keeps his regs in a trapped pouch on the nightstand.
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Re: My dream about Derrick
I would expect Derrick to be smart enough to use a locked crate for his regs.
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Locked, GM tinker-trapped cratePanthor the Hated wrote:I would expect Derrick to be smart enough to use a locked crate for his regs.
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Re: My dream about Derrick
I've had some weird dreams about UO at times.
Sometimes I am actually in UO world but it looks like irl and I can cast ebolts etc.
And sometimes it's dreams about playing UO - the best kind of dream.
Sometimes I am actually in UO world but it looks like irl and I can cast ebolts etc.
And sometimes it's dreams about playing UO - the best kind of dream.
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All I ever do in dreams is fly and have sex, sometimes at the same time.
"F**k that Morpheus, I'm takin' em both!" -KabalDerrick wrote: . . .get real please.
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Flying dreams are cool, sometimes when I can control my flight I like to power up like Vegeta - just because I can.
I'm gonna try to recall next time.
I'm gonna try to recall next time.
Re: My dream about Derrick
How about dreams where you're flying, having sex and playing UO at the same time?
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you guys are freakin' hilarious. Thanks for the good laugh this morning.
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It's all scripted - I write it myself and use different forum accounts to give it authenticity.
Re: My dream about Derrick
Great. I had an UOSA dream last night too. At least mine was semi-productive though.
I dreamed that some GM gave me a warning for calling Pristiq a nerd in IRC....she then told me they would be fining me ingame gold for my misbehavior.
I know there's probably no way possible to do this now (after the shard's been around for 3 years), but it would be a cool deterrent to fine for IRC/Forum/Ingame misconduct.
I dreamed that some GM gave me a warning for calling Pristiq a nerd in IRC....she then told me they would be fining me ingame gold for my misbehavior.
I know there's probably no way possible to do this now (after the shard's been around for 3 years), but it would be a cool deterrent to fine for IRC/Forum/Ingame misconduct.
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Re: My dream about Derrick
Atraxi wrote:Locked, GM tinker-trapped cratePanthor the Hated wrote:I would expect Derrick to be smart enough to use a locked crate for his regs.
Locked?! Its secure of course, its in his house!
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<@SecondAge> The cause is unknown and several townspeople were seen fleeing in fear
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Re: My dream about Derrick
I always have dreams about Derrick.. they usually include streaking through a football game , disrobing and screaming An(al) Ex Por. I of course am the only one laughing my ass off, everyone else is just staring at the hugh staff that he is carrying!!! Sometimes he will even cast it on Ben Rothlesburger and then the defenders can tackle him and they rip his head off.
On a side note. I had a dream the other night a Keep idocced with TONS of stuff inside. House fell and i somehow magically got to place another keep and all the items auto-magically just went right back into place inside the keep. Lazy man looting FTW!!!
On a side note. I had a dream the other night a Keep idocced with TONS of stuff inside. House fell and i somehow magically got to place another keep and all the items auto-magically just went right back into place inside the keep. Lazy man looting FTW!!!