Free-Range Bandages

[jmerchant]

Get your bandages from a certified Free-Range Sheep Wrangler! No need to feel guilty about the living conditions of the poor little sheep who give their wool unconditionally to prolong your digital life!! All my bandages are crafted from free-range sheep, roaming ever-so-freely throughout the wilderness of Britannia.

Prices start at 1.5/guilt free bandage in lots of 1000, 1.35 in lots of 10,000, and 1.25 in lots of 25,000 and up.

Post here or PM - thanks!

[Milliband]

You should charge more for an organic product, your selling like taste the differences and everyone else is selling Tesco basics.

[WiseOne]

If what you say is true then you must be at the yew pens 24/7 because they only spawn 5-8 sheep per pen (rough estimate) and regrow their wool every 20 to 40 minutes (again rough estimate). Seeing as I rarely see anyone in the yew pens when I recall around I find your story implausible at best. Unless you have stocked up on these long before I started playing you either know of a secret sheep spawn in the wild or you are making false claims on the forums regarding the product you are trying to sell. Either way, good luck.

[LiquidFire]

I agree, but then again, have you ran around lately WiseOne, there are ALOT of wild sheep.... we need to clean up britainia but sheep style, like the deer here in missouri, they are taking over. Just the other day i was riding my horse down the road and BAM!!! Ole Thunder hit another sheep, cost me 12gp to get his horse shoe pulled out of the dam things corpse, im not getting my shit all bloody, i paid that bum iLUVtitties to do it, and then another 100gp to get it hammered back on.

[WiseOne]

[Treasureman]

Ill take 6000 bandages. pm me or irc Bahzooka

[Pixelclicker]

Please post a picture of the living conditions of the bandages so we can verify they are free range, thx.

[jmerchant]

Sadly, the bandages seem to disappear when allowed to live freely and now they live a leisurely, unmolested life in a private crate in a mysterious bank vault.

Luckily, the sheep which sacrificed so unselfishly still roam the fields and woods of fair Brittania for all of us to see and appreciate.

Here is one example - I found this little fellow standing on the edge of a great cliff, wistfully staring out across the water. Pining for his relatives locked up in countless houses and pens across this great land, I imagine. He gladly shared his wool so that your digital life can be prolonged every now and then - don't let his sacrifice go unrewarded.

(a percentage of the proceeds goes to buying carrots for these little guys...)

[Milliband]

i'll take 30k.

[Stranger]

I found this little fellow standing on the edge of a great cliff, wistfully staring out across the water. Pining for his relatives locked up in countless houses and pens across this great land, I imagine. He gladly shared his wool so that your digital life can be prolonged every now and then - don't let his sacrifice go unrewarded.

(a percentage of the proceeds goes to buying carrots for these little guys...)

Great another sheep f*cker.

[Naljier]

I found this little fellow standing on the edge of a great cliff, wistfully staring out across the water. Pining for his relatives locked up in countless houses and pens across this great land, I imagine. He gladly shared his wool so that your digital life can be prolonged every now and then - don't let his sacrifice go unrewarded.

(a percentage of the proceeds goes to buying carrots for these little guys...)

Great another sheep f*cker.

and you thought you were the only one.

[GoldMember]

competition!