Metal Chest + T-Maps Whoopedy Doo Depression Sale
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- Li Meiyang
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Metal Chest + T-Maps Whoopedy Doo Depression Sale
It's time to get all unexcited in preparation for this crushing disappointment of a blowout sale.
METAL CHEST. I didn't pluralize that because there is a grand total of 1 for sale.
I have no idea what these are worth nowadays, so I'm just letting this one go for 8000 cuz, you know, I'm pathetic or whatever.
Maybe you think buying crap will make you feel better, but it won't. There is only eternal sadness and nothing else.
Oh yeah there's some Tmaps too, priced at 450 per, quantity 19. That comes to 18550. Yeah, I'm just really really poor and need the money NOW for basic necessities of life, like another lame house deed.
Oh there's still some wood for sale. You can buy it or not buy or whatever. Please think about why so many people suffer every day in the world while you're at it.
What's the point of anything? This sale just... sucks. It sucks more than life itself.
METAL CHEST. I didn't pluralize that because there is a grand total of 1 for sale.
I have no idea what these are worth nowadays, so I'm just letting this one go for 8000 cuz, you know, I'm pathetic or whatever.
Maybe you think buying crap will make you feel better, but it won't. There is only eternal sadness and nothing else.
Oh yeah there's some Tmaps too, priced at 450 per, quantity 19. That comes to 18550. Yeah, I'm just really really poor and need the money NOW for basic necessities of life, like another lame house deed.
Oh there's still some wood for sale. You can buy it or not buy or whatever. Please think about why so many people suffer every day in the world while you're at it.
What's the point of anything? This sale just... sucks. It sucks more than life itself.
Last edited by Li Meiyang on Sun Sep 22, 2013 5:38 pm, edited 3 times in total.
Re: Metal Chest + T-Maps Whoopedy Doo Sale
+1 .... so much win
Re: Metal Chest + T-Maps Whoopedy Doo Depression Sale
you own a house, a boat and a vendor, wtf are you complaining about? for fks sake man I didnt have a house for the first 6 months I played. Its taken me 3 years to build any wealth to speak of. and I'm not talking an hour here or there, stupid amounts of my life wasted on here to build what I have.
Last edited by orevamp on Mon Sep 23, 2013 7:07 am, edited 1 time in total.
- Li Meiyang
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Re: Metal Chest + T-Maps Whoopedy Doo Depression Sale
Oh ok. It took you six months to buy a house, but *I* am an underachiever? That's rich...orevamp wrote:you own a house, a boat and a vendor, wtf are you complaining about? for fks sake man I didnt have a house for the first 6 months I played. Its taken me 3 years to build any wealth to speak of. and I'm not talking an hour here or there, stupid amounts of my life wasted on here to build what I have. go sail into the sunset you under achiever, and before you set sail give that 25k your about to make to some newb with a real drive for success.
That was a really smarmy reply btw, and it did exactly nothing to make me feel better either.
- Li Meiyang
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Re: Metal Chest + T-Maps Whoopedy Doo Depression Sale
BTW: I'm actually in quite a chipper mood. I was just trying out a new sales technique.
Re: Metal Chest + T-Maps Whoopedy Doo Depression Sale
Nobody can touch Li Meiyang... Your posts make me LOL bro
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Re: Metal Chest + T-Maps Whoopedy Doo Depression Sale
Hey Li, don't forget to sign up for the N-S silver tourney this Saturday.
P.S.: I actually like your house spot.
P.S.: I actually like your house spot.
Re: Metal Chest + T-Maps Whoopedy Doo Depression Sale
ok so I might have been in a shitty mood when I saw your third post of this nature, little abrasive sry. suck it up though lol
Re: Metal Chest + T-Maps Whoopedy Doo Depression Sale
Li's sell thread trolled you. That's some talented salesmanship right there.orevamp wrote:ok so I might have been in a shitty mood when I saw your third post of this nature, little abrasive sry. suck it up though lol
Inkognito●GM ProvocationLi Meiyang wrote:Banned for"trashtalking for no reason"
Inkognito was flamebaiting me with all the "no" stuff.WTF is that?
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Re: Metal Chest + T-Maps Whoopedy Doo Depression Sale
I bought your metal chest last night and left some booze on the doorstep. Hope that cheered you up, or at least gave you something to drown your sorrows in
- Li Meiyang
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Re: Metal Chest + T-Maps Whoopedy Doo Depression Sale
Thank you for patronizing me.
I mean, in the good way
I mean, in the good way
- Li Meiyang
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Re: Metal Chest + T-Maps Whoopedy Doo Depression Sale
Yeah I shouldn't get so bummed. I used to own almost every house on that pennisula of Moonglow, plus Tower elsewhere, and had tons of crap and money. But then I had to move I didn't have internet for a couple weeks and all this RL chaos ensued... end of story my houses all collapsed.
But starting fresh isn't that bad. *Acquiring* all the crap is more fun than actually having it.
But starting fresh isn't that bad. *Acquiring* all the crap is more fun than actually having it.
- Li Meiyang
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Re: Metal Chest + T-Maps Whoopedy Doo Depression Sale
Ok, listen up here's the dealio.
Nobody bought my LVL 1 TMAPS, I guess cuz the market's saturated with all those LVL 2's from the magical silver pooping ettins.
So I've dropped the price to 400 per! That's right there's a chest sitting on my vendor with 30 m'frkn TmApZ for only 12K. Get it now before it gets got gone.
Hey NEWBZ, u want a bunch of free footwear? There's a whole stinking box just chock full o' them sitting on my vendor for FREE@! Cut 'em up, sell 'em to the cobbler.
Like crap from shipwrecks? Lucky for you I drudged up a ton of it, so there's another FREE box of shipwreck crap (and more shoes) sitting on my vendor, free for the taking. Remember it's not considered dumpster diving if it's on a vendor!
Nobody bought my LVL 1 TMAPS, I guess cuz the market's saturated with all those LVL 2's from the magical silver pooping ettins.
So I've dropped the price to 400 per! That's right there's a chest sitting on my vendor with 30 m'frkn TmApZ for only 12K. Get it now before it gets got gone.
Hey NEWBZ, u want a bunch of free footwear? There's a whole stinking box just chock full o' them sitting on my vendor for FREE@! Cut 'em up, sell 'em to the cobbler.
Like crap from shipwrecks? Lucky for you I drudged up a ton of it, so there's another FREE box of shipwreck crap (and more shoes) sitting on my vendor, free for the taking. Remember it's not considered dumpster diving if it's on a vendor!
Re: Metal Chest + T-Maps Whoopedy Doo Depression Sale
Your post crack me up...I may check out your vendor ...free bump
- Li Meiyang
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Re: Metal Chest + T-Maps Whoopedy Doo Depression Sale
These lowball bulk offers won't last the day, so get ur lazy e-ass off the forum and onto my vendor STAT!
Left to Right:
1. Two Gold Trimmed Metal Chests 22000 (11k per)
2. 50 Level One T-Maps 20000 (400 per)
3. Five Regular Metal Chests 40000 (8k per)
Left to Right:
1. Two Gold Trimmed Metal Chests 22000 (11k per)
2. 50 Level One T-Maps 20000 (400 per)
3. Five Regular Metal Chests 40000 (8k per)
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