BLOW YOUR FRKN MIND SALE!

[Li Meiyang]

First up, a mystery within an enigma... yet the riddle is absent.

A metal chest WITHIN a metal chest.

Go ahead and let that sink in a while. Then come and buy it becuase it's going for DIRT CHEAP FOR ONLY 15K!!!

Now dig this: Next up is 30 level one T-Maps. And do I mean "dig" here both literally *and* metafiguratively, cuz the price is only 12k for whole frkn lot of 'em!

Oh yeah, i forgot to mention there're three chests full of footwear and shipwreck crap selling for somewhere in the range between nada and nothing (and including both), or in other words TOTALLY FREE!

[Downs]

i am so confused by this sale, but where is it!?!?!?

[Li Meiyang]

Metal Chests have been bought (TNKS ), T-Map value bargain still available.....

[Rammar]

Someone elses mind was blown first.

[Li Meiyang]

Another mind-blowing Metal Chest within a Metal Chest is on my vendor NOW! Same price 15k.

Get it fast cuz these are selling like hotcakes.

[Li Meiyang]

Same ol' wares but more, like deja-vu squared, bulked up the bulk, and these piggies are gonna fly.

Sure, I may just be talking nonsense at this point, there's no way to tell. The good news is that means the savings (and hopefully not the insanity) get passed onto you!

7 Silver Chests 56K (8k per)
60 LVL 1 T-Maps 20K (333 gp per)

[Li Meiyang]

Chests Sold, tnks

T-Maps still available....

[Li Meiyang]

T-Map value pack has been price reduced to 18k (300 per).

I absolutely refuse to go any lower for TMaps, so I'm putting a 12 hour timer on this deal.

If they will have not been purchased by 12 hours from now, they're coming down. FOREVER!

[Li Meiyang]

Ok my previous ultimatum may have been a little rash.

I'm gonna give you guys ONE more chance, but then that's it!

Honestly, I dont' feel like digging up all those maps either. It's frkn exhausting

Price has been further reduced to 15k. Which is like 300 per map or whatever. Exactly.

[Li Meiyang]

More Mass Monster Mega-Mayhem Madness!!!

100 TMaps for 25k -250 per!: (Buy 'em in bulk and sell 'em for double!)
4 Silver Chests 32k -8k per!: (Piping hot and shiny, fresh from the sea!)

These deals won't last long. So get 'em before they get gone.

[Li Meiyang]

T-Maps sold out in a New York Minute (no surprise there).... but there'll be more to come in a few days.

Silver Chests *r* still available at a mindfknly mere 8k Per.

And jugding from how fast the TMaps went, these won't be there much longer either.

These deals are hotter that supernovaeing magma stars!

In a frkn microwave -that's on FIRE!

[Li Meiyang]

SEVEN M'FRKN SILVER CHESTS ONLY 49K ----> 7K PER!

ON THE VENDOR NOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!

4 GOLD TRIM, 12K PER.

DO. NOT. DELAY.

OFFER EXPIRES AT NOON SHARP MOONTIME!

[Li Meiyang]

Just added:

Level 5 T-Map from a Titan 12K

[Bixby Legbone]

Bought your gold trimmed chests.

[Li Meiyang]

SILVER CHESTS HAVE BEEN PRICE REDUCED!

Now selling 7 silver chests for 42K. That's 6K per. An all time low!

I am singledhandedly ruining UOSA's economy with these outrageously low prices...

And passing all that savings onto YOU!