Selling Baked Pumpkin Pies!

[ReptilianLover]

Got lot's of em to sell!
SB: 1xCastle deed each.
BO: Make me an offer I CAN'T refuse!

TRENDING now!!! Buy 10 get 1 FREE!!!

Collectors and Thanksgiving aficionados check this OUT!

Crazy hot deals on my remaining inventory of Baked Pumpkin Pies! When these are gone I may or may not chose to restock using my GM Chef! The particular lot that I am selling for 1xCastle deed each are GUARANTEED to have come from the Thanksgiving event! For thise who need reassurance of authenticity I will meet you and PERSONALLY authenticate myself!

This thread will go until all my inventory has sold.

Bid away with confidence!!!

[Mens Rea]

Describe the characteristics so that I may decide how many I want

[ReptilianLover]

Each pie is BAKED to perfection, filled with CREAMY MOIST homemade pumpkin filling, with each bite providing a PLEASANT pumkin spice flavor reminiscent of the transition from fall to winter that we ALL love!

[Capitalist]

mmm moist

[ReptilianLover]

Bump for *AWESOME special offer*!!!

Now with every 10 pies ordered you get 1 FREE!!!

[Patek]

Bump for *AWESOME special offer*!!!

Now with every 10 pies ordered you get 1 FREE!!!

Only 10 castle deeds for 11 pies? That's insane!

[ReptilianLover]

Bump for *AWESOME special offer*!!!

Now with every 10 pies ordered you get 1 FREE!!!

Only 10 castle deeds for 11 pies? That's insane!

I know right?

Willing to accept silver @ 10 silver per transaction...THANK YOU all in advance!!!

[Vega/Delo]

Only pie I would pay oodles for is some warmapplepie.

[Jerry-Garcia]

do these pies have built in vagina's?

[ReptilianLover]

do these pies have built in vagina's?

Yes! Any pie can potentially be utilized as a male sexual object (same goes arguably for females as well). I do it all the time!!! There are several factors to consider when "using" a "pie hole" for sexual gratification:
- the angle of entry
We as men must always be aware of the entry angle, ESPECIALLY with the standard 9" pie tins. Improper planning can cause shaft calliuses due to entry/exit chaffing.
- the speed of execution
As I have learned the "hard" way, you must treat your "pie hole" in a sensitive LOVING manner. Being too expedious can cause penile fracture AND with the improper angle render the pie tin useless. I myself have exploded the backside of the pie tin and caused my shaft to be engorged with blood and black/blue for weeks. This is IMPORTANT as it is extremeley painful and costly (having to constantly buy new pie tins)!
- the direction of motion
With proper planning you can easily achieve the "desired" results, as well as keep enough on both sides of the tin to keep for DESSERT later.
- be care NOT to develop feelings!
As with any sexual encounter, you MAY find that you have developed "feelings" for your "pie hole". Be careful here. The feelings may be unrequited AND there is little or no long-term potential for the "relationship". For the most part, "pie holes" should be treated as a "hit it and quit it" partner.

I hope this helps. Be careful...

[Mens Rea]

Be a mack, not a simp, make sure your pie knows the balance of power rests with you. The pie should be buying gifts for you, not the other way around.