For only 250gps, come secure your first edition of "The True Adventures of Vega"! *the steep price is due to Vega's 93.7% cut off of all books sold*
If this soon to be best seller, sells out, more will be made, but be one of the first ten to own the first edition!
*No inscription of this book may be made except by the owner under penalty of death*

*I hope everyone enjoys and gets a mild chuckle out of this short story. Let me know what you think!*