UG UG UG UG UG UG

[Ri']

Rozuz am red,
Ne'rullz flowerz am bloo,
KOM TU PEW ORK FORT
SU UZ KAN FITE YOU

(Uz nub ebun hab uh singul urk wiff bubhosh clompin' yed, bud id nub mattur! Idz da clomp dat kowntz! Stob bi agh blah "UG" sum tyme, dumhedz!" )

Sincerely,

Ri ub da Brokun Tuzkz Hordez

[Tor'Kak]

har, Tor nub peep ash yet.....

bubhosh poim doh Ri! Tor haff ash ub emz uwn.

dis liddul uruk gu tu da fort.
dis liddul uruk gu tu sheymhuul.
dis liddul uruk gu tu Bloodrock fort, agh gu HOOWAH!! ull da wey home!