So as I was minding my own business viewing the second place dance of the true Hemperor, I ran into a man... a cheese man. He was not very kind, so I decided to follow him everywhere he went, making sure I could ask him tons of questions! I later on go to his house where he suddenly murders me and I was saddened by the experience. Well I sent my newly ressed, red-warrior to go check up on the man, and guess what happens... he murders me :'(

Fortunately, while he was killing my warrior, he allowed me to come into his house to sober up so I wouldn't have to drive back to my house drunk! Well, I happened to see some items I thought he didn't necessarily need.

Luckily, I found some ID wands and I was able to pick and choose what I wanted to walk out with! In the end I got a few fireworks, some 4th of July alcohol, about 8+ powers, two vanqs, and 1k spider silk. Unfortunately, since I do not play this game often, I will have to let the items rot in my house. A joyous day back indeed, back to my cave I go though. Adieu.

P.S. This man didn't want to dance for me, so I didn't want to let him into my bar


It is my personal duty to punish the wicked and the cruel.