Selling Castle! A Pervert's Dream!SOLD

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I would bid but your "water feature" has an odd growth coming out the top. I fear it may be contagious...

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Why anyone would paint a penis tip facing the opposite direction of the natural shaft/tip, is beyond me. Double-dong bay has always been a pervert's dream and needs no editing to make it so.
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Blaise wrote:Why anyone would paint a penis tip facing the opposite direction of the natural shaft/tip, is beyond me. Double-dong bay has always been a pervert's dream and needs no editing to make it so.
it works both ways =P
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THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!
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Crocodile statuette + keep deed
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This was GsG guild castle, wasn't it?
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3.9m buyout
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Banks is brokering this lovely deal. Sale pending
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Smooth transfer, thanks Downs and thanks Banks for brokering!
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Deal is done. Elk is a great dude to do business with!
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+1s for everyone.! Enjoy your dong palace sicko!
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I shaved my balls for this?!??!!
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Blaise wrote:I shaved my balls for this?!??!!
The real question is ..... why are you ALWAYS shaving your balls?

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Lightshade likes him trimmed.
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